People often ask me why I'm gay. I tell them "never trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die" Isn't if funny for us to be in a state with virtually no water we have alot of "swimmers". You know technically Shamu has a swimmers build. I think this Joke is so funny, you may not but I do: A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on it's face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we've finally answered THAT question!!

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